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How do I look, guys?

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Thanks.

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Hi, I'm Bobby, and I'm the guy who hates
jokes, but digs surfing and

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dogs and drive -ins.

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I'm going to Greece as a foreign
exchange student, and I just wanted to

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long to all my friends on campus.

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You know me.

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I'm the Mick Swartz.

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I'm the leader of this little
anthropological expedition.

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Just kidding. But the guys did ask me to
make all the important decisions while

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we were over there.

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I graciously accepted because I'm the
only truly qualified leader.

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Ready? It's okay?

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It's all right?

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Hi.

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I'm Les Sherwood, and I live in Encino.

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I'm going to Greece with Bobby and Mick,
and I'm really looking forward to the

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experience.

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I got my trusty...

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computer here and it's all nicely
programmed with all kinds of information

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our host country uh i'm also in charge
of upholding an agreement that we made

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anybody says a four -letter word has to
pay the others a dollar on the spot so

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all our buddies left back on campus fuck
you

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You must have seen Ben -Hur lately.

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Welcome

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to Greece,

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guys.

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Pardon me, we have a reservation.

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Excuse me, do you speak English?

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Of course he speaks English.

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Everybody in this country speaks
English.

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English? Me?

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Yeah. No.

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I love

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you.

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Les, you do know how they separate the
men from the boys here, don't you? How?

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With a crowbar.

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Bye. Bye.

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All right, you guys.

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Half a day is all we got in Athens.

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We'll send some snapshots home, and
they'll think we're doing serious work

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we're cruising the island.

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Let's do it.

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Where the hell are we?

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Lost. That's where.

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Never fear.

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Less is here.

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Yes.

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Yes.

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What the hell did you say to him?

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Oh, God, who messed with my computer?

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What?

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I don't understand.

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Do you speak English?

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Ah,

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Acropolis.

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It's the last one? Yeah. You sure? I'm
sure. Okay, let's go.

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Oh, my God.

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This is totally awesome.

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I've got to record my impressions of
this place.

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It's too much.

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Hello! Oh, no.

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Get us out of here, Ben.

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Back!

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I don't believe it. That old guy dropped
dead the minute he got near you.

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What'd you do?

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Fart? It's not funny, Mick. I think they
killed him. Why?

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I don't know, but he was trying to tell
me something when he died.

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He spoke some weird language.

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It's on this tape.

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It doesn't make sense.

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You mean it's all Greek to you?

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Very funny.

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No, it's not Greek.

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Sounds similar, but definitely not
Greek.

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Let Mick listen. If it's gibberish, he
can translate.

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Hey, no ethnic jokes, okay?

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It must be Russian.

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KGB?

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Yeah, it must be the KGB.

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Come on, why?

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Who else would kill a guy for a crummy
tape?

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Okay, I talked to the cultural attache.
He said if we suspect foul play, it

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might be better if we didn't go to the
embassy in case we've been followed.

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Anyway, he gave me his address.

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He said he spent two years in Moscow and
he can translate Russian.

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They're after me.

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Please, take this tape.

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Don't tell anyone.

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No one must know.

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Or the KGB will find out.

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Your life will be in grave danger.

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No matter what happens, you must never
listen to this tape.

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If anything happens to me, take the tape
to... to... Who?

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Take the tape to who?

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All I hear now is, oh, shit.

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He's hit. The guy's hit.

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You said the magic word. He owes a buck.
It doesn't count. I was under stress.

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It seems as though the old man bought
the farm before he got to the juicy

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I guess whatever name he was trying to
say must be on that other tape.

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Yeah, the one he didn't give me.

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He didn't?

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Nope. I suppose he meant to, but I got
freaked and started running. And then

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these two guys in suits ran up to him
and started looking through his pocket.

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Well, I'm no wizard, and I'm no secret
agent.

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But the thing seems to speak for itself.

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You think it's KGB?

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No. I think it's MTV.

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Huh?

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That's a joke, son.

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Of course it's KGB.

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Who else would kill a Russian for a
tape?

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That's what I told him, sir.

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Well, the way I see it... And remember,
I'm no wizard and I'm no secret agent.

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I'm just a goddamn bullshit attache one
week from retirement.

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Some Russian secret was sneaked out of
the country, and the KGB found out.

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Maybe some fellow named Ovidov had
something to do with it, maybe not.

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But the KGB have been known to seal
mouths as well as to make them talk.

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But then there's nothing for you to be
afraid of.

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You guys don't have that other tape.

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On the other hand, if you do have it,
let me give you a little

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piece of crap, otherwise known as
advice.

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Don't screw around with these clowns.

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They play for keeps.

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You bring me that other tape and I'll
arrange.

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for you boys to go home on a military
plane.

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Well, it's been a pleasure meeting with
you boys. If you have my number, call.

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If anything happens, if anything goes
wrong, if you see anything suspicious,

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if you happen to find that tape, call.

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I wouldn't want you guys to meet with
any ugly accidents in such a pretty

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country. If we do meet with any, it
won't be the KGB.

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We need a CAB.

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What's a CAB?

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Cap, W. Get it? C -A -B.

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Sure. Real funny, Nick.

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Boy, are you lame sometimes.

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The man said no matter what happens,
don't listen to the tape.

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Ah, famous last words.

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I don't think he knew that they would
kill him before he gave you the name.

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Why do we even care?

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I mean, we came here to be foreign
exchange students, not spies.

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Oh, yeah?

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Yeah. Wait a minute.

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You could just sit there like nothing
happened and say, Well, a guy was just

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shot for this tape.

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Well, I'm just going to go with my plan
because I'm here for the fun and the

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women. You can say that, Bobby?

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Sort of, yeah.

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What do you think's on that tape? Jane
Fonda's workout?

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Look, let's talk about some important
things like freedom, duty, country.

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I wasn't born here, Mick.

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So what?

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If the Russians want that tape this
badly, you know they'll use it against

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country. That's bogus and totally
fascist.

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Les?

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Yeah? Shut up.

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Okay.

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So, I'm asking you, Bobby. What ideals
did you grow up with? What dreams?

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Sports cars.

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Insatiable blondes.

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Come on, what's it going to be, creep?

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Your duty to your country? Your duty to
yourself as a free man?

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Your total and unselfish sacrifice for
the sake of probably millions of

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people. Or just broad.

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Tough one, Mick.

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Come on, pal. What's it going to be?

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The broad.

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Me too.

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Just checking.

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What do we do with the tape? Give it to
Boswell.

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Dump it in the ocean.

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Before we listen to it? After we listen
to it, nerdo?

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Yeah, but what if it's...

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It's dangerous and blows our minds.

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Not too worried.

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You don't have a mind.

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Okay, shoot.

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Hey, guys.

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Hey, Mick.

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Hey, can you guys hear me?

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As you listen to this tale, you must be
as stunned as I was when I first came

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across the ultimate, most potent
hallucinogenic discovery in history.

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It is, of course, nothing but a white
modulated frequency.

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I have been working on this since we
last met in Oslo, but I am now afraid

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my experiments must come to a swift end.

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The other night I learned that my secret
is no longer a secret.

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I found a man in my apartment.

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He was listening to the results of my
discovery.

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As you know, my friend, I am a non
-violent man.

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At the very thought of someone, anyone
with the wrong intentions, getting his

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hands on my invention, filled me with
dread and panic.

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I killed the man.

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Killed the man.

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Killed him with my own hands.

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Yet it was unnecessary to become
violent.

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I simply changed the modulation of the
frequency, then boosted the volume.

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As much as I despise the KGB, I hated
watching that man die.

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This tape demonstrates only the bare
minimums of what my frequency is capable

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doing.

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It stimulates the coalesce venatus, a
relatively unknown area of the brain,

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can create vivid hallucinations of
religious magnitudes.

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Encoded in music, it can produce
spectacular images directly into the

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Unfortunately, I learned too late that
my invention can do more than bring joy.

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Podnia Bershi can destroy the world.

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which is allowing you to experience all
this, my dear friend, may be harmless in

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itself, but when joined with and
modulated with a lower frequency, it is

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instantly transformed into a weapon of
global importance.

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These frequencies, for example, if
combined and beamed through a satellite,

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could destroy the population of a large
city in 30 seconds.

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I separated the two frequencies.

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I am sending this tape to you in the
care of my loyal friend Yuri Kazanov,

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is sacrificing his family and home.

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I beg you to give him shelter and
protection.

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The second tape was sent with another
volunteer and surely must have been

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received by you already.

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This tape is quite harmless.

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Its counterpart is also safe by itself.

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Don't let them have this tool of
destruction, my friend.

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Deny its existence.

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and, if necessary, destroy it.

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Wow.

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I don't believe it.

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Yeah, how about that earthquake?

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That wasn't an earthquake. It was a
nuclear explosion.

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Oh, it was, and I saw it. So did I. You
guys blind or what?

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It was a tidal wave.

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Big as a friggin' mountain.

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Wait a minute.

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What?

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We all thought different things, right?

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This stuff must be like dope.

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Never the same for different people.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, like it works on your
subconscious.

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I don't know about you guys.

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I'm scared.

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Still want to give the tape to Boswell?

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No way.

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You still want to dump it in the ocean?

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No. Too good to waste.

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The only problem is we don't know where
we're going. Yes, we do.

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See, when I first heard the Russian on
that tape, the only words that I could

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make out were Blair, Fleming, and
Mykonos.

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Before we went to see Boswell, I edited
the tape. So when he heard it... It

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seemed like the old man got shot before
he had a chance to tell me.

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Now I'm going to erase the last
remaining evidence.

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Nobody but us will know.

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Mwah!

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Mwah!

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Miga notes on our cruise schedule
genius.

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Yep.

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I've got a burning itch to talk with a
certain Blair.

253
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Thank you.

254
00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:58,200
45 minutes, you guys. No bus.

255
00:24:58,540 --> 00:24:59,680
Let's take a cab.

256
00:25:00,300 --> 00:25:01,860
I don't want to die young.

257
00:25:02,120 --> 00:25:03,120
Don't be lame.

258
00:25:03,360 --> 00:25:05,420
Not every cabbie in this country is
insane.

259
00:25:12,820 --> 00:25:14,280
But most of them must be.

260
00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:21,880
You boys want to have some fun?

261
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:24,620
Who wants to know?

262
00:25:26,070 --> 00:25:28,990
Me, Sally, and my friends over there.

263
00:25:30,210 --> 00:25:31,410
What sort of fun?

264
00:25:31,630 --> 00:25:33,290
We'll miss the booze. Quiet, Les.

265
00:25:33,630 --> 00:25:35,010
Yeah, what sort of fun?

266
00:25:35,450 --> 00:25:37,590
Lots of girl and you.

267
00:25:38,130 --> 00:25:39,130
Anything goes.

268
00:25:40,050 --> 00:25:42,110
Never on Sunday type of fun?

269
00:25:42,650 --> 00:25:43,970
But it is Sunday.

270
00:25:44,270 --> 00:25:45,189
Les, shut up.

271
00:25:45,190 --> 00:25:47,150
Okay. How much?

272
00:25:48,370 --> 00:25:50,430
First we'll give you a free sample.

273
00:25:50,810 --> 00:25:52,130
Then we'll negotiate.

274
00:25:53,010 --> 00:25:54,030
We'll take it.

275
00:25:54,410 --> 00:25:57,070
Slow down, pal. Don't you think it's
fair to ask our opinion?

276
00:25:58,090 --> 00:25:59,170
Sure. What do you think?

277
00:25:59,730 --> 00:26:00,730
Okay,

278
00:26:14,030 --> 00:26:15,030
you guys.

279
00:26:15,070 --> 00:26:16,070
Over there.

280
00:26:28,330 --> 00:26:29,209
Two bucks.

281
00:26:29,210 --> 00:26:31,570
Come on, Bobby. What is it?
Unbelievable.

282
00:26:31,850 --> 00:26:33,610
The biggest orgy I've ever seen.

283
00:26:33,810 --> 00:26:35,470
You've never seen an orgy before.

284
00:26:40,650 --> 00:26:47,250
Twenty bucks a head.

285
00:26:49,590 --> 00:26:53,890
No clothes allowed in there.

286
00:26:54,170 --> 00:26:56,330
Take them off. Put them in your locker.

287
00:26:56,970 --> 00:26:59,490
Take the keys, and we'll meet you in the
Grand Hall.

288
00:26:59,810 --> 00:27:00,970
Walk straight ahead.

289
00:27:01,450 --> 00:27:02,890
You can't miss it.

290
00:27:03,170 --> 00:27:04,170
Come on, guys.

291
00:27:04,370 --> 00:27:05,370
Do it.

292
00:27:06,090 --> 00:27:08,330
That is, unless you've changed your
minds.

293
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:30,900
All right, guys, let's go get him.

294
00:27:31,780 --> 00:27:33,980
Jeez, you're already getting excited.

295
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:36,460
Cut it out. It's the tape.

296
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:43,940
Girls, we're ready.

297
00:27:53,460 --> 00:27:55,680
Shit, it's a ripoff. Let's run.

298
00:28:09,100 --> 00:28:11,660
One more word and you're dead.

299
00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:15,880
It's not funny.

300
00:28:24,120 --> 00:28:25,920
Going to a toga party, boys?

301
00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:34,040
Mr. Boswell, we can explain this.

302
00:28:34,260 --> 00:28:36,220
No need. I think I know already.

303
00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:37,980
You were set up, boys.

304
00:28:40,879 --> 00:28:42,900
Why? Obviously for that goddamn tape.

305
00:28:43,220 --> 00:28:46,280
They searched your gear, found nothing,
then dumped it.

306
00:28:46,500 --> 00:28:47,940
You're lucky I was following you.

307
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:50,180
You mean they were KGB hookers?

308
00:28:50,780 --> 00:28:51,980
Hookers? Come on.

309
00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:55,400
No decent hooker would have left all
your money in your clothes.

310
00:29:10,090 --> 00:29:13,770
be sailing in a few minutes, and we hope
that in the meantime, you're going to

311
00:29:13,770 --> 00:29:17,850
enjoy the captain's welcome party, now
in progress on the main deck.

312
00:29:20,710 --> 00:29:25,210
It's always important to a guy to get
laid his first night on a foreign

313
00:29:25,550 --> 00:29:26,850
It's going to be a piece of cake.

314
00:29:27,210 --> 00:29:28,210
I agree.

315
00:29:28,850 --> 00:29:29,850
I'm going to go crack.

316
00:29:30,710 --> 00:29:32,310
That's not what he meant by getting
laid.

317
00:29:32,550 --> 00:29:34,010
You need a female to do that.

318
00:29:34,230 --> 00:29:35,230
See?

319
00:29:35,610 --> 00:29:36,610
Take your pick.

320
00:29:36,870 --> 00:29:37,870
They're all hungry.

321
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:39,960
How do you know?

322
00:29:40,100 --> 00:29:42,720
Single women don't take cruises just to
get seasick.

323
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:44,240
I don't care.

324
00:29:44,500 --> 00:29:46,220
After what happened, I don't want to get
laid.

325
00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:47,960
Because you're a coward.

326
00:29:48,180 --> 00:29:49,180
And a low -life scumbag.

327
00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:51,740
You know, your attitude annoys me.

328
00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:55,520
But I'll just attribute it to your
collective unconscious, and I won't get

329
00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:56,520
at you this time.

330
00:29:57,480 --> 00:29:58,419
Good night.

331
00:29:58,420 --> 00:29:59,420
Done with the bet.

332
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:03,220
I'm shooting for the mature and
experienced.

333
00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:05,140
They know all the tricks.

334
00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:07,320
I'm easy.

335
00:30:07,980 --> 00:30:09,380
I can teach a few tricks myself.

336
00:30:10,340 --> 00:30:11,340
Let's do it.

337
00:30:19,060 --> 00:30:21,760
I'm sorry. Sorry. I'm sorry.

338
00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:38,520
Valley.

339
00:30:38,940 --> 00:30:39,940
Oh, Will.

340
00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:46,380
You and me had a little rain, remember?

341
00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:48,860
First, I want my money's worth.

342
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:52,380
And then I want you to walk the deck in
your underwear. Look, I can explain

343
00:30:52,380 --> 00:30:54,420
everything. No need. Sex will do.

344
00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:56,680
Let's have our little orgy right here,
shall we?

345
00:30:57,180 --> 00:30:58,180
Let's start with a kiss.

346
00:30:58,380 --> 00:30:59,920
I hate to get laid without a kiss.

347
00:31:00,220 --> 00:31:02,400
I am not a hooker, you stupid asshole.

348
00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:04,440
It was a setup.

349
00:31:05,020 --> 00:31:06,300
My boyfriend and I...

350
00:31:06,510 --> 00:31:08,070
And he left me without a cent.

351
00:31:08,530 --> 00:31:11,470
I needed the money to get on his goddamn
boat.

352
00:31:11,710 --> 00:31:14,830
When those girls offered me a job, I
took it.

353
00:31:18,090 --> 00:31:20,090
Am I supposed to believe this?

354
00:31:20,710 --> 00:31:21,710
You'd better.

355
00:31:22,430 --> 00:31:25,550
Look, they said that you guys were
friends of their relatives.

356
00:31:25,910 --> 00:31:29,610
That they were playing a joke. Nobody
was supposed to get hurt.

357
00:31:29,870 --> 00:31:33,610
I didn't know they were going to steal
your gear and give it to those guys.

358
00:31:34,550 --> 00:31:35,550
Guys?

359
00:31:36,030 --> 00:31:36,989
What guy?

360
00:31:36,990 --> 00:31:37,990
Give me a break.

361
00:31:38,790 --> 00:31:40,430
They were waiting in a car.

362
00:31:40,630 --> 00:31:41,569
It was dark.

363
00:31:41,570 --> 00:31:44,290
I couldn't see. I just took my money and
ran.

364
00:31:44,850 --> 00:31:45,850
I'm sorry.

365
00:31:48,630 --> 00:31:49,870
All right, I'll tell you what.

366
00:31:50,930 --> 00:31:53,730
You buy me a drink, and we'll call it
even.

367
00:31:54,650 --> 00:31:55,650
All right?

368
00:31:57,370 --> 00:32:01,890
You buy me a drink, and we'll call it
even.

369
00:32:56,249 --> 00:33:00,510
As I was saying, Miss Gold, the human
exploitation theory has more than one

370
00:33:00,510 --> 00:33:01,510
specific form.

371
00:33:01,730 --> 00:33:02,790
Don't challenge me, Bruce.

372
00:33:03,110 --> 00:33:04,990
I could give you a strong debate on that
issue.

373
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:09,640
But as you see, there are certain
aspects of human behavior which crave to

374
00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:12,920
exploited. Excuse me, but what is the
nature of your conversation?

375
00:33:13,860 --> 00:33:15,700
Existentialism in the forms of human
exploitation.

376
00:33:16,220 --> 00:33:19,600
Sounds trivial to me. Does anybody want
to talk about Indiana Jones?

377
00:33:20,020 --> 00:33:23,100
Now, what did he write? Boy, are you
lame.

378
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:27,280
This is not the children's deck, young
man. If you want to play, you may go to

379
00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:28,259
the deck below.

380
00:33:28,260 --> 00:33:31,140
As a matter of fact, I would like to
talk about Indiana Jones.

381
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:32,760
Shall we stroll, my dear?

382
00:33:33,300 --> 00:33:34,300
Excuse me.

383
00:33:38,670 --> 00:33:40,170
What do you know about collective
unconscious?

384
00:33:40,670 --> 00:33:42,490
Zip. What do you know about Indiana
Jones?

385
00:33:42,870 --> 00:33:43,870
Try me.

386
00:34:08,110 --> 00:34:10,010
images directly into the mind.

387
00:34:54,960 --> 00:35:01,680
Fix me a drink, make it a strong one.
Hey, comrade, a drink, make

388
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:06,700
it a long one. My hands are shaking and
my feet are numb.

389
00:35:07,220 --> 00:35:13,640
My head is aching and the bars going
round. And I'm so down

390
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:17,980
in this foreign town.

391
00:35:20,540 --> 00:35:22,360
Tonight there's a band.

392
00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:29,300
It ain't such a bad one. Play me a song,
don't make it a sad one.

393
00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:33,280
I can't even talk to these Russian
girls.

394
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:40,100
They're very lousy and the food is worse
and it's so damn

395
00:35:40,100 --> 00:35:41,100
cold.

396
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:45,320
Yes, it's so damn cold.

397
00:35:46,100 --> 00:35:52,240
I know it's hard to believe, but I
haven't been one for a week.

398
00:35:56,560 --> 00:36:02,920
Moonlight and vodka takes me away.

399
00:36:04,820 --> 00:36:10,280
Midnight in Moscow is lunchtime.

400
00:36:46,380 --> 00:36:52,380
Yes, Fiona, she's a serious business.
Well, I've had enough of this

401
00:36:52,380 --> 00:36:54,460
serious business.

402
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:58,440
That dancing girl is making eyes at me.

403
00:36:58,860 --> 00:37:04,400
I'm sure she's working for the KGB in
this parish.

404
00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:26,720
Well, despite my relatively young age,
I'm a verified expert in a lot of

405
00:39:26,720 --> 00:39:27,720
different fields.

406
00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:28,920
That's interesting.

407
00:39:29,260 --> 00:39:30,260
Thank you.

408
00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:33,240
Take karate, for instance. I'm a master.

409
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:35,720
Got more belts than I can even count.

410
00:39:36,240 --> 00:39:39,080
I can kill a man with my bare hands.

411
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:40,600
See this hand?

412
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:42,720
It's a deadly weapon.

413
00:39:43,060 --> 00:39:48,140
These fingers were trained for thousands
of hours, driven in the hot sand, hard

414
00:39:48,140 --> 00:39:49,560
pebbles, sharp rocks.

415
00:39:50,110 --> 00:39:53,510
Even soaked them in pickle brine to make
the skin as tough as leather.

416
00:39:53,950 --> 00:39:55,450
Totally impervious to pain.

417
00:39:56,230 --> 00:39:59,210
Nothing stops these hands once they're
on a mission.

418
00:40:01,350 --> 00:40:03,890
So, let's talk about you.

419
00:40:04,690 --> 00:40:06,330
Well, I'm obviously older.

420
00:40:06,530 --> 00:40:08,410
No belt, no trained fingers.

421
00:40:08,830 --> 00:40:11,190
I make my living by solving people's
problems.

422
00:40:11,570 --> 00:40:13,250
I do a radio talk show.

423
00:40:13,830 --> 00:40:16,770
People with problems call in, and I help
them on the air.

424
00:40:17,550 --> 00:40:19,170
You're a radio shrink.

425
00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:25,740
i've been called worse sugar please

426
00:40:25,740 --> 00:40:32,600
no spoon i'll get one oh no

427
00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:36,760
need we've got the world's deadliest
fingers right here they can do the job

428
00:40:51,790 --> 00:40:53,290
This isn't uncomfortable, is it?

429
00:40:54,270 --> 00:40:55,270
You kidding?

430
00:40:56,970 --> 00:40:58,350
You really are tough.

431
00:40:59,310 --> 00:41:00,630
Yep, that's me.

432
00:41:06,090 --> 00:41:09,450
Except I do have to visit the little
boy's room. Would you excuse me for a

433
00:41:09,450 --> 00:41:10,470
moment? Sure.

434
00:41:41,450 --> 00:41:42,450
I'm not decent.

435
00:41:59,090 --> 00:42:00,110
Are you okay?

436
00:42:01,690 --> 00:42:04,430
I'm sorry to disturb you. I have to make
the bed now.

437
00:42:09,690 --> 00:42:10,690
What are you doing?

438
00:42:11,690 --> 00:42:12,690
I have to get the pillows.

439
00:42:13,750 --> 00:42:14,750
Pillows?

440
00:42:14,870 --> 00:42:16,510
Pillows? I hate pillows.

441
00:42:16,770 --> 00:42:17,990
I can't stand pillows.

442
00:42:18,790 --> 00:42:19,890
I like to sleep flat.

443
00:42:20,410 --> 00:42:21,410
Good for the back.

444
00:42:21,530 --> 00:42:22,368
All right.

445
00:42:22,370 --> 00:42:23,370
I'll get the sheets.

446
00:42:23,930 --> 00:42:25,930
Sheets? Oh, no need.

447
00:42:27,030 --> 00:42:28,030
Blankets are fine.

448
00:42:28,310 --> 00:42:29,490
Just blankets. Okay.

449
00:42:29,810 --> 00:42:30,810
I'll get them for you.

450
00:42:31,310 --> 00:42:32,310
They're in there, too?

451
00:42:32,370 --> 00:42:33,370
Yes, sir.

452
00:42:34,390 --> 00:42:36,950
I'll get them for you. I'll get them for
you. No, I'll get them for you. I'll

453
00:42:36,950 --> 00:42:39,250
get them. No, I'll get them for you.
I'll get them for you. I'll get them for

454
00:42:39,250 --> 00:42:40,250
you. Okay.

455
00:43:04,430 --> 00:43:05,870
Did your breath do this evil deed?

456
00:43:06,210 --> 00:43:08,590
Look, I just want to ask you one quick
question, then I'm gone.

457
00:43:09,670 --> 00:43:10,670
Don't interrupt, Einstein.

458
00:43:10,890 --> 00:43:14,470
As I was trying to say, I'm having a
very intellectual conversation with a

459
00:43:14,470 --> 00:43:15,470
female of the species.

460
00:43:15,730 --> 00:43:19,010
She mentioned something about astral
projection and trans -channeling. You

461
00:43:19,010 --> 00:43:19,729
what it means?

462
00:43:19,730 --> 00:43:20,730
You're dead, Mick.

463
00:43:21,330 --> 00:43:23,410
A little old, maybe, but definitely not
dead.

464
00:43:23,790 --> 00:43:24,970
I'm serious, Mick.

465
00:43:25,350 --> 00:43:26,630
There's another body in the closet.

466
00:43:29,210 --> 00:43:30,510
A nerd, yes.

467
00:43:31,090 --> 00:43:32,370
But a necrophiliac?

468
00:43:33,650 --> 00:43:35,970
Shame, shame, Lester. Are you insane?

469
00:43:36,430 --> 00:43:37,690
The maid is dead.

470
00:43:38,390 --> 00:43:39,890
This guy is also dead.

471
00:43:40,290 --> 00:43:41,450
D -E -D.

472
00:43:43,130 --> 00:43:46,950
Jeez. I leave you alone for 20 minutes
and you wipe out two people.

473
00:43:47,230 --> 00:43:49,690
I didn't do it. They were trying to kill
me.

474
00:43:49,910 --> 00:43:52,390
Somebody shot this guy through the
window and then you came in and hit her

475
00:43:52,390 --> 00:43:55,350
the back of the head when she had a pin
behind her. She was going to stab me.

476
00:43:55,710 --> 00:43:59,250
Well, the way I see it, if they're both
dead, they can't hurt anybody, right?

477
00:44:00,130 --> 00:44:01,490
Right. Now what?

478
00:44:01,750 --> 00:44:02,729
Now I leave.

479
00:44:02,730 --> 00:44:04,210
Go get Bobby. This is heavy.

480
00:44:25,150 --> 00:44:27,270
Don't you guys think it's a bit much for
one day?

481
00:44:27,810 --> 00:44:30,830
I say it's too much. I mean, a man is
killed, okay?

482
00:44:31,340 --> 00:44:32,580
You can say accidents happen.

483
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:36,700
Then we get ripped off by hookers, who
aren't even hookers, and Boswell runs to

484
00:44:36,700 --> 00:44:37,439
the rescue.

485
00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:39,360
Then two people die in our cabin.

486
00:44:39,820 --> 00:44:40,980
This is too much.

487
00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:43,260
It's not exactly what we had planned.

488
00:44:44,060 --> 00:44:45,240
What do we do with them?

489
00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:46,760
Call the captain.

490
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:49,780
Oh, yeah, that's simple. First thing in
the morning, he'll deliver us to the

491
00:44:49,780 --> 00:44:50,780
cops. Why?

492
00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:51,840
We didn't do it.

493
00:44:52,460 --> 00:44:56,740
Caesar's wife must not only be innocent,
she must also appear innocent.

494
00:44:57,040 --> 00:45:00,040
Follow me? I think it's that friggin'
tape. Let's give it to them.

495
00:45:01,260 --> 00:45:02,260
We can't, guys.

496
00:45:02,640 --> 00:45:03,640
Come again?

497
00:45:05,340 --> 00:45:07,180
I threw it in the ocean a while ago.

498
00:45:07,940 --> 00:45:10,120
You stupid asshole.

499
00:45:10,940 --> 00:45:13,000
Ass is legal. I can stay ass.

500
00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:15,960
Why, Les?

501
00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:18,000
Why? Why?

502
00:45:19,180 --> 00:45:20,180
Don't worry.

503
00:45:20,540 --> 00:45:21,800
I saved it all.

504
00:45:22,260 --> 00:45:23,260
How?

505
00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:26,520
I digitally encoded the whole frequency
into my tape.

506
00:45:26,980 --> 00:45:27,980
Now what?

507
00:45:29,260 --> 00:45:34,060
When we get to the island, I'll call
home, link the TRS up with my home

508
00:45:34,060 --> 00:45:35,140
computer, and presto.

509
00:45:35,940 --> 00:45:37,600
Everything goes into the memory bank.

510
00:45:38,220 --> 00:45:39,220
That's brilliant.

511
00:45:40,540 --> 00:45:43,080
Then the KGB will know that we don't
have the tape.

512
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:45,800
And I'll kill it.

513
00:45:49,420 --> 00:45:50,700
What do we do with this death?

514
00:45:52,620 --> 00:45:54,060
We wait until everybody's asleep.

515
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:56,420
Then we dump them over the side.

516
00:45:58,080 --> 00:45:59,100
In the meantime...

517
00:46:00,100 --> 00:46:01,420
We mingle with a lot of people.

518
00:46:02,020 --> 00:46:03,020
Right.

519
00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:04,560
Mingle.

520
00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:06,120
Mingle. Mingle, mingle.

521
00:46:41,870 --> 00:46:45,190
I'm not exactly in the mood. Oh, come
on. It'll be fun.

522
00:46:45,630 --> 00:46:48,810
Besides, I'm not the type that takes no
for an answer.

523
00:46:49,030 --> 00:46:49,808
You're not?

524
00:46:49,810 --> 00:46:50,810
Uh -uh.

525
00:46:51,190 --> 00:46:52,190
Why me?

526
00:46:52,750 --> 00:46:56,750
No other guys are available. Not under
60, anyway.

527
00:46:57,870 --> 00:47:04,250
Oh, gee, I'm sorry, but... I'd

528
00:47:04,250 --> 00:47:07,350
love to dance.

529
00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:24,160
Well,

530
00:47:29,740 --> 00:47:32,300
it's really been great talking Apple
with you, Les.

531
00:47:32,680 --> 00:47:36,180
And I've always felt that Apple talk
sure beats the hell out of Commodore.

532
00:47:37,100 --> 00:47:38,078
I'm glad.

533
00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:39,080
Me too.

534
00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:41,180
Let's talk floppy disks tomorrow

535
00:47:41,180 --> 00:47:47,120
Can

536
00:47:47,120 --> 00:48:04,900
I

537
00:48:04,900 --> 00:48:05,678
ask you something?

538
00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:06,680
Another joke?

539
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:11,000
No, I'm serious I was just wondering,
why'd you spend time with me tonight?

540
00:48:11,340 --> 00:48:13,900
I mean, I don't know that much about
existentialism.

541
00:48:14,860 --> 00:48:18,080
Well, maybe I've had a little bit too
much existentialism in my life and not

542
00:48:18,080 --> 00:48:18,899
enough fun.

543
00:48:18,900 --> 00:48:19,900
You had fun?

544
00:48:20,260 --> 00:48:21,260
Yeah, I did.

545
00:48:21,700 --> 00:48:22,698
Good night.

546
00:48:22,700 --> 00:48:23,980
Aren't you going to ask me in for a
nightcap?

547
00:48:24,620 --> 00:48:25,620
No.

548
00:48:25,820 --> 00:48:28,020
I think I've had enough excitement for
one night.

549
00:48:28,980 --> 00:48:30,040
Can we do it again sometime?

550
00:48:31,380 --> 00:48:32,380
Positively.

551
00:48:58,510 --> 00:48:59,510
I can handle rejection.

552
00:48:59,930 --> 00:49:02,530
I've taken it before, and I can take it
now.

553
00:49:03,130 --> 00:49:04,130
I'm a man.

554
00:49:04,250 --> 00:49:05,770
I don't have to put up with this.

555
00:49:06,250 --> 00:49:10,010
I'm not going to stand here and beg like
some pathetic, starving dog.

556
00:49:10,410 --> 00:49:11,650
No way, pal!

557
00:49:19,390 --> 00:49:20,390
Joanna!

558
00:49:21,070 --> 00:49:22,230
I'm still here!

559
00:49:22,990 --> 00:49:26,890
The door is an incredibly uncomfortable
place to sleep, Mick. But if that's what

560
00:49:26,890 --> 00:49:27,819
you want...

561
00:49:27,820 --> 00:49:28,820
Sweet dream.

562
00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:30,520
Good night.

563
00:49:46,540 --> 00:49:49,200
So, you want to play, right? Who, me?

564
00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:51,020
You're on, deadly finger.

565
00:49:56,840 --> 00:50:00,180
I want you, and I want you now. I want
it to be real fun. I want it to be

566
00:50:00,240 --> 00:50:01,240
Take off your pants.

567
00:50:01,300 --> 00:50:04,920
Hold it. I'm supposed to be doing this.
Not anymore, deadly fingers. Women can

568
00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:06,220
have their share of the fun now, too.

569
00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:09,520
You'd better be good. No, wait.

570
00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:10,800
I can explain.

571
00:50:11,140 --> 00:50:12,600
Deliver now. Explain later.

572
00:50:14,540 --> 00:50:15,540
Go ahead.

573
00:50:15,700 --> 00:50:16,900
Make my day.

574
00:50:26,190 --> 00:50:28,610
Now I know just how heavy death really
is.

575
00:50:28,870 --> 00:50:29,890
Shut up and pull.

576
00:50:35,290 --> 00:50:42,230
Excuse me,

577
00:50:42,250 --> 00:50:43,510
but is something wrong?

578
00:50:43,850 --> 00:50:45,550
I'm afraid so, ma 'am. No.

579
00:50:46,250 --> 00:50:47,390
I mean, no, ma 'am.

580
00:50:47,890 --> 00:50:48,890
Nothing's wrong.

581
00:50:48,910 --> 00:50:49,910
He's just kidding.

582
00:50:51,779 --> 00:50:54,620
And I say, there is something wrong.

583
00:50:54,900 --> 00:50:57,980
So I was trying to say, man, we've got
big problems. We've been involved in the

584
00:50:57,980 --> 00:51:01,640
shootout. KGB is after us, and two of
their people were killed in our cabin.

585
00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:05,300
What we're trying to do, now that
everyone's asleep, drag these two stiffs

586
00:51:05,300 --> 00:51:06,740
deck, dump them in the ocean.

587
00:51:07,100 --> 00:51:10,360
Oh, that's very funny, young man. Are
you a comedian?

588
00:51:10,860 --> 00:51:14,340
As a matter of fact, I am. You might
have seen me in Table for Five.

589
00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:15,680
I played the table.

590
00:51:19,660 --> 00:51:22,160
God damn, kids. Excuse me.

591
00:51:34,020 --> 00:51:35,460
Submitted for your approval.

592
00:51:35,820 --> 00:51:40,780
Three jerks from another country,
another dimension, sailing into a sea of

593
00:51:40,780 --> 00:51:45,600
mystery, carrying stiffs along the deck
of a haunted ship. They're about to

594
00:51:45,600 --> 00:51:47,520
enter the Twilight Zone.

595
00:51:53,160 --> 00:51:54,300
Got a handful, huh?

596
00:51:54,700 --> 00:51:55,740
Mr. Boswell.

597
00:51:56,220 --> 00:51:57,760
Now that's what I call a surprise.

598
00:51:58,200 --> 00:52:02,180
Well, actually, fellas, I knew you'd be
in the company of wolves on this little

599
00:52:02,180 --> 00:52:05,180
cruise, so I decided to play guardian
angel.

600
00:52:06,320 --> 00:52:07,680
My comrade's heavy.

601
00:52:08,400 --> 00:52:09,279
Now, Mr.

602
00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:10,600
Boswell, how did you know?

603
00:52:11,380 --> 00:52:12,640
Well, shit, son.

604
00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:16,040
The bullet that killed one of them had
my name on it.

605
00:52:16,560 --> 00:52:19,240
The other body is your work, I suppose.

606
00:52:19,580 --> 00:52:22,080
So much for the cultural attaché crap,
huh?

607
00:52:23,330 --> 00:52:25,510
Listen, you guys hit the sack.

608
00:52:25,970 --> 00:52:28,050
I'll take care of our two comrades.

609
00:52:30,270 --> 00:52:33,510
It's nasty business, but somebody's got
to do it.

610
00:52:33,970 --> 00:52:37,390
Mr. Boswell, why don't we... We can't be
seen on the ship together.

611
00:52:37,770 --> 00:52:40,970
If they see us talking like this, I'm a
dead man.

612
00:52:41,990 --> 00:52:43,630
We'll meet when we get to the island.

613
00:52:43,870 --> 00:52:46,170
I'll buy you breakfast. We'll talk then.

614
00:52:46,430 --> 00:52:48,290
Yeah, but how will you... Don't worry.

615
00:52:48,890 --> 00:52:52,050
I'll make contact with you. Now get
going.

616
00:53:28,170 --> 00:53:29,170
No tape.

617
00:53:30,490 --> 00:53:31,790
That's a shame. All right.

618
00:53:32,650 --> 00:53:34,710
At least we can enjoy our vacation now.

619
00:53:35,110 --> 00:53:36,530
That's what I call optimism.

620
00:53:37,370 --> 00:53:40,630
You think they're still going to try to
kill us? Kill you? Nah.

621
00:53:40,990 --> 00:53:42,970
A little mutilation, maybe, that's all.

622
00:53:43,370 --> 00:53:45,530
At least until they discover the tape's
gone.

623
00:53:45,990 --> 00:53:47,390
Then they'll probably get angry.

624
00:53:48,130 --> 00:53:49,130
So what do we do?

625
00:53:49,850 --> 00:53:50,850
Play it by ear.

626
00:53:52,470 --> 00:53:54,570
If you still have an ear left.

627
00:53:58,790 --> 00:54:01,050
Thank you.

628
00:54:37,450 --> 00:54:38,770
Okay, I did it. We're all set.

629
00:54:41,110 --> 00:54:42,110
Are you sure?

630
00:54:42,750 --> 00:54:43,750
Piece of cake.

631
00:55:12,950 --> 00:55:13,950
This is serious.

632
00:55:20,290 --> 00:55:22,090
We want to have a little talk with you.

633
00:55:22,770 --> 00:55:23,770
It's all right, guys.

634
00:55:23,830 --> 00:55:24,830
I can handle it.

635
00:55:26,030 --> 00:55:27,770
But you better listen and listen good.

636
00:55:28,370 --> 00:55:29,470
I'm a black belt.

637
00:55:29,890 --> 00:55:31,530
My hands are trained weapons.

638
00:55:32,430 --> 00:55:34,810
I don't want to hurt you guys, okay?
Come on, Nick.

639
00:55:35,030 --> 00:55:36,430
They're going to hurt us real bad.

640
00:55:36,830 --> 00:55:40,790
So why don't you just turn around and
start walking before I get real mad?

641
00:55:41,470 --> 00:55:43,670
Show me how mad you can get, you little
prick.

642
00:55:44,190 --> 00:55:45,790
He said prick.

643
00:55:46,130 --> 00:55:47,350
Make him pay us a buck.

644
00:55:47,550 --> 00:55:48,550
I'm warning you.

645
00:55:48,730 --> 00:55:50,110
I'm deaf on two feet.

646
00:55:50,830 --> 00:55:52,210
Leave before I hurt you.

647
00:55:52,550 --> 00:55:54,990
Because when I hurt someone, it's major
damage.

648
00:55:57,690 --> 00:56:00,210
You've got something that we want, and
we want it now.

649
00:56:00,670 --> 00:56:03,210
For the last time, I'm warning you.

650
00:56:03,690 --> 00:56:05,010
Don't make me use force.

651
00:56:05,310 --> 00:56:07,610
You're playing with live ammo here.

652
00:56:07,930 --> 00:56:08,930
Of course, shit.

653
00:56:09,730 --> 00:56:10,730
Okay.

654
00:56:14,320 --> 00:56:15,320
Oh, my God.

655
00:56:47,120 --> 00:56:48,120
Unbelievable!

656
00:56:48,820 --> 00:56:52,360
Fantastic! Don't exaggerate, guys. Piece
of cake.

657
00:57:26,730 --> 00:57:27,730
Thank you very much.

658
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:22,000
I figured out? No.

659
00:58:22,160 --> 00:58:23,980
But you're going to tell us anyway, so
go ahead.

660
00:58:24,440 --> 00:58:27,660
Well, the tape can no longer be stolen,
lost, or destroyed, right?

661
00:58:28,200 --> 00:58:33,460
Right. You saved New York, so... So,
since a frequency can be encoded on a

662
00:58:33,680 --> 00:58:38,560
and since it can't be decoded, copied,
or analyzed once it's hidden in the

663
00:58:38,560 --> 00:58:41,000
music... You didn't.

664
00:58:41,540 --> 00:58:43,860
Yep. You made a whole tape full of...

665
01:01:34,640 --> 01:01:35,760
What strange is going on here?

666
01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:39,320
You can now give me an orgasm without
even touching me.

667
01:01:40,180 --> 01:01:42,840
Yeah, I've been told that before.

668
01:01:48,420 --> 01:01:49,560
How'd you like the little show?

669
01:01:49,860 --> 01:01:51,060
You stole my tape.

670
01:01:51,260 --> 01:01:55,440
Wrong, mon capitaine. In the first
place, it's not your tape, it's ours. In

671
01:01:55,440 --> 01:01:58,080
second place, I didn't steal it, I just
borrowed it.

672
01:02:05,480 --> 01:02:06,480
DRS is gone.

673
01:02:06,820 --> 01:02:08,480
Missing. Gone.

674
01:02:08,940 --> 01:02:10,440
My whole life is gone.

675
01:02:11,540 --> 01:02:13,140
Jeez, what am I gonna do now?

676
01:02:19,360 --> 01:02:20,420
I'm wiped out.

677
01:02:22,320 --> 01:02:25,400
Devastated. I understand how you must
feel.

678
01:02:26,300 --> 01:02:27,940
Your computer was your friend.

679
01:02:28,520 --> 01:02:32,800
One friend who never talked back, never
argued, never said anything you didn't

680
01:02:32,800 --> 01:02:35,640
want to hear, always listened to
whatever you had to say.

681
01:02:37,240 --> 01:02:39,020
You into psychology or something?

682
01:02:39,780 --> 01:02:43,740
No, I'm into computers and nerds.

683
01:02:45,800 --> 01:02:51,060
When we get on shore, you and I are
going to take a long walk on the beach.

684
01:03:36,750 --> 01:03:38,470
What do you mean you're not sure about
yourself?

685
01:03:41,070 --> 01:03:44,810
You know, maybe there's something wrong
with me.

686
01:03:45,550 --> 01:03:47,190
There's nothing at all wrong with you.

687
01:03:48,210 --> 01:03:49,210
Maybe.

688
01:03:49,510 --> 01:03:50,510
Maybe not.

689
01:03:52,150 --> 01:03:58,910
I mean, I always had doubts about my,
you know, the

690
01:03:58,910 --> 01:03:59,910
way I am.

691
01:04:00,170 --> 01:04:01,230
What way is that?

692
01:04:01,730 --> 01:04:02,730
I don't know.

693
01:04:03,850 --> 01:04:09,290
She said sometimes I think that maybe
I'm gay or something.

694
01:04:09,790 --> 01:04:11,330
Never in a million years.

695
01:04:12,510 --> 01:04:13,510
How do you know?

696
01:04:14,070 --> 01:04:15,150
I've been around.

697
01:04:15,830 --> 01:04:18,350
If there's one thing you're definitely
not, it's gay.

698
01:04:18,810 --> 01:04:20,210
You're straight as they come.

699
01:04:21,450 --> 01:04:26,030
Look, I'm going to tell you something,
but I had a promise not to laugh.

700
01:04:26,470 --> 01:04:27,470
Okay?

701
01:04:28,070 --> 01:04:29,070
Promise.

702
01:04:30,870 --> 01:04:32,490
I've never slept with a girl before.

703
01:04:34,530 --> 01:04:36,430
There's always a first time, Lester

704
01:05:56,310 --> 01:05:58,790
How do you feel?

705
01:06:00,150 --> 01:06:01,590
Like Frankenstein.

706
01:06:02,490 --> 01:06:03,710
But I like it.

707
01:06:48,420 --> 01:06:49,420
Hi,

708
01:06:49,740 --> 01:06:50,780
Steph. Seen Les?

709
01:06:52,500 --> 01:06:53,500
Haven't you?

710
01:06:53,520 --> 01:06:54,760
Nope. You know where he is?

711
01:06:55,440 --> 01:06:56,440
Maybe.

712
01:07:00,500 --> 01:07:01,500
Lester?

713
01:07:02,340 --> 01:07:03,540
Les Sherwood?

714
01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:06,080
What hit you?

715
01:07:07,300 --> 01:07:08,500
Hurricane Stephanie.

716
01:07:09,800 --> 01:07:11,180
This is unbelievable.

717
01:07:12,180 --> 01:07:13,520
Like the change, huh?

718
01:07:18,190 --> 01:07:19,190
It sucks.

719
01:07:20,450 --> 01:07:21,750
What are you talking about?

720
01:07:22,190 --> 01:07:23,190
You look awful.

721
01:07:23,490 --> 01:07:26,630
You look like two zillion other blonde
zombies from Malibu.

722
01:07:26,910 --> 01:07:28,850
What happened to your distinctive
personality?

723
01:07:29,330 --> 01:07:30,810
Your sophisticated outlook.

724
01:07:31,050 --> 01:07:33,450
Your own special Lester charisma.

725
01:07:34,010 --> 01:07:35,010
Listen, jerk.

726
01:07:35,230 --> 01:07:38,490
I've just about had it with all your
abuse, and I'm not going to take it

727
01:07:38,490 --> 01:07:39,490
anymore. You got it?

728
01:07:40,390 --> 01:07:41,850
Sure, Les. It's cool.

729
01:07:44,670 --> 01:07:45,670
Sorry, Mick.

730
01:07:46,280 --> 01:07:48,140
Guess I'm not very good at this sort of
stuff.

731
01:07:48,420 --> 01:07:50,080
Good? You were great.

732
01:07:50,460 --> 01:07:52,780
That's the only thing to deal with an
asshole like me.

733
01:07:54,320 --> 01:07:55,580
Here's a buck for the word.

734
01:08:14,570 --> 01:08:16,670
way to the top where the view is really
marvelous.

735
01:08:17,130 --> 01:08:18,130
Have a blessed next

736
01:09:19,560 --> 01:09:20,560
Oh, God.

737
01:09:20,620 --> 01:09:22,000
So beautiful up here.

738
01:09:22,760 --> 01:09:24,000
So peaceful.

739
01:09:24,620 --> 01:09:25,620
Quiet.

740
01:09:27,460 --> 01:09:28,460
Hey, you hear that?

741
01:09:29,500 --> 01:09:30,500
Yeah.

742
01:09:30,660 --> 01:09:33,640
Hey, I didn't know that they can bring
people up here in choppers, too.

743
01:09:34,939 --> 01:09:35,939
They don't.

744
01:11:19,530 --> 01:11:20,730
I think I pissed my pants.

745
01:11:20,930 --> 01:11:21,930
Is everybody okay?

746
01:11:22,630 --> 01:11:24,350
What the hell happened up here?

747
01:11:24,590 --> 01:11:27,150
The chopper was trying to run us down.
They were shooting at us, too.

748
01:11:27,410 --> 01:11:28,590
You seem all right.

749
01:11:28,830 --> 01:11:31,970
Yeah, they're lousy shots, Mr. Boswell.
Must definitely be Russian.

750
01:11:35,790 --> 01:11:37,850
All right, everybody take cover.

751
01:11:38,570 --> 01:11:39,930
Move it! Move it!

752
01:11:40,230 --> 01:11:41,410
Move it, damn it!

753
01:12:24,840 --> 01:12:25,880
Do me a favor, kid.

754
01:12:26,800 --> 01:12:28,980
Get out of here. Fast.

755
01:12:30,100 --> 01:12:31,380
They'll be back.

756
01:12:31,740 --> 01:12:33,300
We can't leave you here.

757
01:12:34,260 --> 01:12:35,760
You're sitting ducks.

758
01:12:36,920 --> 01:12:37,940
Get out.

759
01:12:39,100 --> 01:12:40,300
The police.

760
01:12:41,440 --> 01:12:42,680
Don't get involved.

761
01:12:43,040 --> 01:12:44,900
He needs to get to a hospital.

762
01:12:45,460 --> 01:12:46,460
Horseshit.

763
01:12:46,920 --> 01:12:47,960
I'm dying.

764
01:12:49,220 --> 01:12:50,500
No hospital.

765
01:12:55,310 --> 01:12:56,370
Give him the tape.

766
01:12:58,030 --> 01:12:59,210
No matter what.

767
01:13:00,710 --> 01:13:03,310
Take it where it belongs.

768
01:13:13,970 --> 01:13:15,030
Oh, God.

769
01:13:15,850 --> 01:13:17,690
Now this is getting real serious.

770
01:13:18,150 --> 01:13:19,390
We can't leave him.

771
01:13:19,810 --> 01:13:22,130
Dad, there's nothing we can do for him.

772
01:13:24,200 --> 01:13:25,200
Get out of here.

773
01:13:42,200 --> 01:13:43,600
We had to take a vote.

774
01:13:44,480 --> 01:13:49,380
And? Well, we decided two against one
that we believe your story and we're

775
01:13:49,380 --> 01:13:50,380
to stick with you.

776
01:13:51,000 --> 01:13:52,060
Who voted against?

777
01:13:53,930 --> 01:13:54,970
Do you really want to know?

778
01:13:55,470 --> 01:13:56,470
Yeah.

779
01:13:56,770 --> 01:13:57,910
It was Stephanie.

780
01:14:00,430 --> 01:14:01,430
I'm sorry.

781
01:14:03,090 --> 01:14:04,950
It's okay. I understand.

782
01:14:06,150 --> 01:14:07,470
I'll see you on the ship.

783
01:14:12,890 --> 01:14:15,070
A gun?

784
01:14:21,800 --> 01:14:24,280
I'm afraid I really did create
Frankenstein's monster.

785
01:14:25,480 --> 01:14:26,840
What are you talking about?

786
01:14:27,500 --> 01:14:28,500
You.

787
01:14:29,180 --> 01:14:32,320
What happened to you? You used to solve
problems with your mind.

788
01:14:32,740 --> 01:14:35,720
Oh, that was before a bunch of creeps
came along and screwed up an ordinary

789
01:14:35,720 --> 01:14:36,880
guy's dream vacation.

790
01:14:37,680 --> 01:14:39,020
I'm not taking it anymore.

791
01:14:39,260 --> 01:14:41,700
Oh, and you think this is the way to
handle it?

792
01:14:42,380 --> 01:14:43,380
Yes.

793
01:14:43,720 --> 01:14:44,840
Things have changed.

794
01:14:46,800 --> 01:14:48,340
Open your eyes, Wes.

795
01:14:49,400 --> 01:14:50,400
Think.

796
01:14:51,340 --> 01:14:54,560
Don't react like some hyper four -year
-old in a candy store.

797
01:14:56,360 --> 01:14:59,200
Now's the time to use that genius brain
of yours.

798
01:15:00,540 --> 01:15:03,700
Something's going on here, and you
haven't put your finger on it yet.

799
01:15:05,340 --> 01:15:06,340
What are you saying?

800
01:15:07,180 --> 01:15:09,800
I'm saying you should do what Luke
Skywalker did.

801
01:15:11,440 --> 01:15:13,380
Who? Luke Skywalker.

802
01:15:15,040 --> 01:15:16,480
Use your mind, Les.

803
01:15:17,400 --> 01:15:18,400
Your mind.

804
01:15:53,960 --> 01:15:54,960
anybody die before.

805
01:16:03,900 --> 01:16:09,400
Ladies and gentlemen, I certainly see
everything.

806
01:16:14,820 --> 01:16:17,660
I am the miracle man.

807
01:16:19,400 --> 01:16:21,580
I can tell.

808
01:16:35,600 --> 01:16:36,600
for the memories.

809
01:16:37,600 --> 01:16:41,700
Last night at the beach was just really
wonderful.

810
01:16:44,080 --> 01:16:46,280
Hey, you know what she told me, Nick?
Huh?

811
01:16:46,680 --> 01:16:52,480
She said, she said, you are 100 % male.

812
01:16:54,380 --> 01:16:57,080
She did. Honest to God, that's what she
said.

813
01:16:57,440 --> 01:16:58,780
I'm losing my appetite.

814
01:17:00,800 --> 01:17:01,800
Oh.

815
01:17:02,900 --> 01:17:04,720
Stay for dessert, my dear.

816
01:17:11,760 --> 01:17:12,760
Shut up.

817
01:17:58,570 --> 01:17:59,329
That was terrific.

818
01:17:59,330 --> 01:18:02,850
Are you sure about all this? Positive. I
don't know enough yet, but I'm working

819
01:18:02,850 --> 01:18:04,010
on it. What time is it?

820
01:18:04,470 --> 01:18:05,470
A little after midnight.

821
01:18:05,710 --> 01:18:07,110
All right. Make you connect with Joanna.

822
01:18:07,410 --> 01:18:08,410
Bobby, stay with Sally.

823
01:18:08,590 --> 01:18:09,590
I'll handle the rest.

824
01:21:32,460 --> 01:21:35,100
tour will start as soon as we are safely
docked.

825
01:21:35,480 --> 01:21:39,440
Before going ashore, please make sure
you have your landing tags and your

826
01:21:39,440 --> 01:21:40,440
excursion ticket.

827
01:21:41,220 --> 01:21:43,080
Buses are waiting at the end of the
year.

828
01:21:43,500 --> 01:21:46,520
Bus number four is for English -speaking
passengers.

829
01:21:47,160 --> 01:21:50,500
We remind you that all passengers
must... Alright!

830
01:23:08,510 --> 01:23:10,570
Yes. It's raining.

831
01:23:11,270 --> 01:23:12,650
It's boring.

832
01:23:13,410 --> 01:23:16,090
My love life is boring.

833
01:23:16,530 --> 01:23:19,910
It's a... Mic is on.

834
01:23:37,100 --> 01:23:38,100
I want to talk to you.

835
01:23:49,160 --> 01:23:52,520
Listen, you like some fun?

836
01:23:52,840 --> 01:23:54,400
What kind of fun?

837
01:23:55,000 --> 01:23:58,820
Well, I have got a boat in the harbor.

838
01:23:59,280 --> 01:24:01,220
A real big one.

839
01:24:01,900 --> 01:24:04,660
You could go swimming.

840
01:24:06,040 --> 01:24:07,360
Skinny dipping, huh?

841
01:24:08,000 --> 01:24:09,000
Anything.

842
01:24:09,560 --> 01:24:11,100
You like head shots?

843
01:24:12,180 --> 01:24:13,180
Absolutely.

844
01:24:15,240 --> 01:24:18,880
Take one more step, and you'll get the
biggest one of your life.

845
01:24:19,240 --> 01:24:20,240
Oh, God.

846
01:24:20,780 --> 01:24:25,780
Don't follow us. Got it?

847
01:24:39,690 --> 01:24:41,170
I'm becoming a fucking feminist.

848
01:24:42,090 --> 01:24:43,870
Okay, okay, I owe you a buck.

849
01:24:44,090 --> 01:24:45,130
Put it on my tab.

850
01:25:02,050 --> 01:25:03,050
What's wrong, Stephanie?

851
01:25:04,470 --> 01:25:07,850
I don't feel too well. I think I'm going
to go lie down for a while.

852
01:25:09,170 --> 01:25:10,650
Do you want us to wait for you?

853
01:25:11,030 --> 01:25:12,030
Nah.

854
01:25:12,630 --> 01:25:15,010
It's a small island. I'll catch up with
you later.

855
01:25:50,730 --> 01:25:53,830
Excuse me, do you know where Professor
Blair's planning lives? Oh, yes, and if

856
01:25:53,830 --> 01:25:55,450
you will stay, I'll see you when you
arrive.

857
01:25:56,330 --> 01:25:57,330
Thank you.

858
01:27:16,970 --> 01:27:17,669
What do you want?

859
01:27:17,670 --> 01:27:19,650
Does Professor Blair Fleming live here?

860
01:27:21,250 --> 01:27:22,330
I have to see him.

861
01:27:23,470 --> 01:27:24,470
Who are you?

862
01:27:24,850 --> 01:27:26,250
Lester Sherwood, friend.

863
01:27:26,630 --> 01:27:27,630
Is he in?

864
01:27:27,790 --> 01:27:28,790
No.

865
01:27:29,430 --> 01:27:31,730
Please, it's very important that I talk
to him soon.

866
01:27:33,150 --> 01:27:34,150
Wait here.

867
01:27:42,330 --> 01:27:44,210
Go to the manta. Wait there.

868
01:27:44,510 --> 01:27:45,930
Wait. Hold it. What's the manta?

869
01:27:49,130 --> 01:27:50,130
It's terrific.

870
01:29:11,800 --> 01:29:13,220
Remember Butch and Sundance?

871
01:29:13,740 --> 01:29:14,740
Go for the horses.

872
01:30:00,430 --> 01:30:01,430
Let's go to the motorcycle.

873
01:31:18,220 --> 01:31:19,220
It's Miller time.

874
01:32:10,170 --> 01:32:11,170
Oh, shit.

875
01:32:11,530 --> 01:32:14,590
As if I didn't have enough on my mind,
here comes Pepe Le Pew.

876
01:32:15,910 --> 01:32:18,370
What you said sounds French. Are you
American?

877
01:32:19,130 --> 01:32:20,130
Yes.

878
01:32:20,350 --> 01:32:22,290
I think you wanted to talk to me,
Lester.

879
01:32:23,970 --> 01:32:24,970
Who are you?

880
01:32:25,690 --> 01:32:26,790
I'm Blair Fleming.

881
01:32:27,030 --> 01:32:28,890
You came to see my father, didn't you?

882
01:32:29,770 --> 01:32:32,630
Jesus. Yes, I did. I've got to talk to
him.

883
01:32:32,890 --> 01:32:34,970
You can't, Lester. He died two months
ago.

884
01:32:35,420 --> 01:32:38,160
But I thought that... I know. News
travels slow in the Soviet Union.

885
01:32:38,560 --> 01:32:39,560
Ovidov didn't know.

886
01:32:39,780 --> 01:32:40,920
So you already... Yes.

887
01:32:41,240 --> 01:32:42,960
You have something for me, don't you?

888
01:32:43,440 --> 01:32:44,440
I did.

889
01:32:44,620 --> 01:32:45,620
Not anymore.

890
01:32:46,440 --> 01:32:48,400
KGB? And the CIA.

891
01:32:49,100 --> 01:32:50,240
The whole world.

892
01:32:51,040 --> 01:32:52,700
I had to put it in a safe place.

893
01:32:53,080 --> 01:32:55,900
There isn't any safe place for what you
have, Lester.

894
01:32:56,960 --> 01:32:58,420
I heard the second tape.

895
01:32:58,960 --> 01:33:00,500
I understand a lot of this.

896
01:33:00,920 --> 01:33:02,920
My father always let me in on his
secrets.

897
01:33:03,420 --> 01:33:04,660
He was a pacifist.

898
01:33:04,890 --> 01:33:05,890
An idealist.

899
01:33:05,950 --> 01:33:07,130
So is Ovidoff.

900
01:33:08,030 --> 01:33:11,090
Unfortunately, when men like them die,
they are not replaced.

901
01:33:11,850 --> 01:33:12,850
What about you?

902
01:33:14,770 --> 01:33:15,770
I'm not sure.

903
01:33:16,970 --> 01:33:20,110
Death scares me, and a thought of pain
makes me sweat.

904
01:33:21,230 --> 01:33:23,410
I don't know what I'd do if I had both
taped.

905
01:33:23,670 --> 01:33:24,990
You'd hold the world in your hands.

906
01:33:25,670 --> 01:33:28,570
I don't like this world much. Why hold
on to it?

907
01:33:29,430 --> 01:33:32,030
This whole island is crawling with
strange people.

908
01:33:32,910 --> 01:33:34,970
I can't tell the good guys from the bad
anymore.

909
01:33:36,390 --> 01:33:37,390
Any ideas?

910
01:33:38,790 --> 01:33:43,670
As long as you have the one tape and I
have the other, I see no grave danger.

911
01:33:44,570 --> 01:33:46,430
Why don't we keep it that way for a
while?

912
01:33:48,610 --> 01:33:49,690
You need any help?

913
01:33:50,970 --> 01:33:51,970
All I can get.

914
01:33:52,490 --> 01:33:53,490
You drive?

915
01:33:53,750 --> 01:33:54,770
Like Bobby Allison.

916
01:33:58,610 --> 01:34:00,210
By the way, my name's Linda.

917
01:34:17,550 --> 01:34:18,550
Where's Stephanie?

918
01:34:21,210 --> 01:34:23,070
We need to talk. I've got Stephanie.

919
01:34:23,290 --> 01:34:25,050
You've got something I want. Let's
trade.

920
01:34:25,750 --> 01:34:26,750
Like you figured?

921
01:34:27,130 --> 01:34:31,030
Yep. He wants to meet us at the old mine
two miles north of Saru.

922
01:35:35,590 --> 01:35:40,110
Stephanie? Says to empty your pockets
and move slowly, or he'll shoot.

923
01:35:41,010 --> 01:35:42,410
Okay, we don't have any weapons.

924
01:35:43,190 --> 01:35:44,290
We'll do whatever he wants.

925
01:35:45,550 --> 01:35:47,870
He says to raise your hands over your
head.

926
01:35:56,550 --> 01:35:58,750
You can come out now, Mr. Boswell.

927
01:36:04,910 --> 01:36:05,910
Good guess, kid.

928
01:36:06,390 --> 01:36:07,590
It wasn't a guess.

929
01:36:08,390 --> 01:36:12,530
I suppose this is where the bad guy
tells the good guys why he did it,

930
01:36:13,150 --> 01:36:15,690
Wrong. The good guys already know.

931
01:36:16,530 --> 01:36:18,990
The KGB was never involved in this
thing.

932
01:36:19,810 --> 01:36:21,850
Even the man that Ovadov killed in
Moscow.

933
01:36:22,570 --> 01:36:23,970
He wasn't KGB.

934
01:36:24,590 --> 01:36:25,590
He was CIA.

935
01:36:26,350 --> 01:36:27,350
Bravo, kid.

936
01:36:27,510 --> 01:36:30,230
I'd clap, but my hands are sort of full.

937
01:36:30,550 --> 01:36:31,650
And those guys who killed Yuri?

938
01:36:33,100 --> 01:36:34,320
They were CIA, too.

939
01:36:35,000 --> 01:36:36,040
You're getting warm.

940
01:36:36,400 --> 01:36:37,940
No, I'll rephrase that.

941
01:36:38,580 --> 01:36:39,640
You're sizzling.

942
01:36:40,480 --> 01:36:41,480
Go on.

943
01:36:41,720 --> 01:36:43,920
You left too many clues, Mr. Boswell.

944
01:36:44,260 --> 01:36:45,920
Kids see a lot of spy movies.

945
01:36:46,420 --> 01:36:47,420
The plot sucks.

946
01:36:47,660 --> 01:36:48,840
They know real fast.

947
01:36:50,240 --> 01:36:51,740
You figured it all out.

948
01:36:52,460 --> 01:36:53,460
That's gratifying.

949
01:36:53,780 --> 01:36:55,500
After all, you're nice kids.

950
01:36:55,940 --> 01:36:56,940
I like you.

951
01:36:57,300 --> 01:36:58,680
You're a likable guy yourself.

952
01:36:59,380 --> 01:37:00,940
You never really killed anybody.

953
01:37:01,690 --> 01:37:04,410
Those stiffs on the boat were all makeup
and fake blood.

954
01:37:06,850 --> 01:37:12,090
I admit I do have a flair for theatrics
that must have scared the shit out of

955
01:37:12,090 --> 01:37:13,090
you a couple of times.

956
01:37:13,970 --> 01:37:17,550
But I hope you understand I was only
trying to get both tapes without hurting

957
01:37:17,550 --> 01:37:21,250
anybody. You stole Les' computer to
pressure us into breaking.

958
01:37:22,350 --> 01:37:23,910
That's why he got closer to Stephanie.

959
01:37:24,850 --> 01:37:28,530
You even staged your own death to
pressure us into giving you the

960
01:37:29,050 --> 01:37:30,730
That's the only way you could get both
tapes.

961
01:37:31,500 --> 01:37:33,660
Excellent. The death stunt was too
heavy.

962
01:37:33,940 --> 01:37:38,140
We reversed the roles. Les put the
pressure on Stephanie and followed her

963
01:37:38,140 --> 01:37:39,140
John Tunoff's cabin.

964
01:37:39,520 --> 01:37:41,660
That's when she told your head honcho
she wanted out.

965
01:37:42,080 --> 01:37:43,080
Oh, yeah.

966
01:37:43,180 --> 01:37:45,360
My own trigger -happy John Tunoff.

967
01:37:45,660 --> 01:37:46,680
What an asshole.

968
01:37:47,640 --> 01:37:50,420
Look, I'll make a long story short, kid.

969
01:37:50,760 --> 01:37:53,240
I'm too old a whore to believe that sex
is fun.

970
01:37:53,980 --> 01:37:55,880
I worked for the government all my life.

971
01:37:56,320 --> 01:37:59,320
I've been shipped to some of the
shittiest hellholes in the world.

972
01:38:00,200 --> 01:38:02,740
I've shot some people. Some of them have
shot me.

973
01:38:03,720 --> 01:38:06,400
I had one stinking week to go before
retirement.

974
01:38:07,540 --> 01:38:09,120
Then I got this last assignment.

975
01:38:09,780 --> 01:38:12,020
It was a chance for a solid bonus.

976
01:38:12,680 --> 01:38:16,520
If I could convince the agency that we
screwed up and lost the tape.

977
01:38:17,060 --> 01:38:18,060
What the hell?

978
01:38:18,720 --> 01:38:21,280
I could have sold the damn thing for big
money.

979
01:38:22,460 --> 01:38:24,680
Trust me, I still can.

980
01:38:25,220 --> 01:38:27,780
Anybody else in your business would have
used a lot of violence.

981
01:38:28,000 --> 01:38:29,000
Why didn't you?

982
01:38:29,160 --> 01:38:31,900
Let's just say that I'm a sucker for
cute faces, kids.

983
01:38:32,980 --> 01:38:37,380
Better yet, let's say that killing a
Russian makes you a hero with the

984
01:38:38,100 --> 01:38:41,980
But three dead American kids draw a lot
of unnecessary attention.

985
01:38:45,460 --> 01:38:46,720
Let's make this pleasant.

986
01:38:47,320 --> 01:38:48,800
Where is Podnabeshe?

987
01:38:49,400 --> 01:38:52,160
What? It's Russian for sky high.

988
01:38:53,120 --> 01:38:54,120
Where is it?

989
01:38:54,360 --> 01:38:55,360
Where it belongs.

990
01:38:55,760 --> 01:38:57,500
With Professor Blair Fleming.

991
01:38:58,260 --> 01:38:59,260
Nice work, kid.

992
01:38:59,360 --> 01:39:03,900
Now all I need is the one missing
detail, and you can have Stephanie, and

993
01:39:03,900 --> 01:39:05,100
have the rest of the day off.

994
01:39:05,580 --> 01:39:06,580
Ta -da.

995
01:39:06,700 --> 01:39:07,940
The envelope, please.

996
01:39:08,540 --> 01:39:09,540
All right.

997
01:39:10,140 --> 01:39:11,580
It's the house by the windmills.

998
01:39:11,920 --> 01:39:13,260
The one with the green shutters.

999
01:39:17,860 --> 01:39:18,940
Take it easy, boys.

1000
01:39:20,960 --> 01:39:26,200
Just play it smart as you have so far,
and nobody will get hurt.

1001
01:39:38,890 --> 01:39:43,190
I have to take the car, but ten miles on
foot in this heat would kill me.

1002
01:39:48,730 --> 01:39:49,790
Don't look so grim.

1003
01:39:50,330 --> 01:39:51,350
Ça c 'est la vie.

1004
01:40:32,120 --> 01:40:33,240
Sorry, no more room.

1005
01:40:52,320 --> 01:40:54,560
You think it's going to work, genius?

1006
01:40:54,940 --> 01:40:58,920
It worked before when I zapped Boswell's
man. The cassette inside the tape deck

1007
01:40:58,920 --> 01:40:59,920
is already running.

1008
01:41:00,040 --> 01:41:03,040
The frequency will hit Boswell in 30
seconds.

1009
01:41:16,140 --> 01:41:20,420
20, 19, 18, 17.

1010
01:41:23,560 --> 01:41:24,560
4,

1011
01:41:25,780 --> 01:41:28,740
3, 2, 1.

1012
01:41:29,580 --> 01:41:33,260
Zero. I won't let go.

1013
01:41:33,700 --> 01:41:35,880
Doesn't matter what you do.

1014
01:41:36,480 --> 01:41:40,060
I just need to have you by my side.

1015
01:41:50,160 --> 01:41:52,460
Mr. Boswell is about to retire
permanently.

1016
01:41:52,800 --> 01:41:55,340
And with him, the world's greatest
invention will also retire.

1017
01:41:55,620 --> 01:41:57,240
Yeah, what's left of it. What do you
mean?

1018
01:41:57,580 --> 01:42:00,760
Linda helped me make a phone call to my
home computer. I erased all the

1019
01:42:00,760 --> 01:42:01,760
information of the frequency.

1020
01:42:21,950 --> 01:42:24,750
Thank you.

1021
01:42:58,510 --> 01:42:59,489
Picture this.

1022
01:42:59,490 --> 01:43:00,830
A certain Mr.

1023
01:43:01,190 --> 01:43:05,630
Boswell, one week before retirement,
gripping the wheel of an automobile,

1024
01:43:06,070 --> 01:43:09,330
careening off course into the Twilight
Zone.

1025
01:43:24,370 --> 01:43:27,290
Would you mind if I decided to stick
around for a little while?

1026
01:43:28,200 --> 01:43:29,200
How little?

1027
01:43:29,680 --> 01:43:31,140
Oh, not long.

1028
01:43:32,260 --> 01:43:33,400
A year, maybe.

1029
01:43:35,080 --> 01:43:36,620
I'm going to be real busy, you know.

1030
01:43:37,040 --> 01:43:38,040
I know.

1031
01:43:38,160 --> 01:43:39,460
I promise to behave.

1032
01:43:39,820 --> 01:43:41,300
No sexual demands.

1033
01:43:42,420 --> 01:43:45,260
As long as it's not more than three
times a day.

1034
01:43:45,720 --> 01:43:47,720
Don't start cutting down on me already.

1035
01:43:50,280 --> 01:43:51,860
Your friend has a problem?

1036
01:43:52,680 --> 01:43:54,180
Nick? Nah.

1037
01:43:54,980 --> 01:43:56,120
He can handle it.

1038
01:43:58,440 --> 01:43:59,760
I'm not going to cry, you know.

1039
01:44:00,660 --> 01:44:01,660
Of course not.

1040
01:44:01,860 --> 01:44:03,400
It would be bad for your image.

1041
01:44:04,180 --> 01:44:05,320
Am I going to see you again?

1042
01:44:06,040 --> 01:44:07,040
No.

1043
01:44:07,300 --> 01:44:08,300
Why not?

1044
01:44:09,300 --> 01:44:12,820
Because you'll be in this dreadful place
for another year. And when you come

1045
01:44:12,820 --> 01:44:14,340
back, you'll be too old for me.

1046
01:44:14,720 --> 01:44:15,720
Be serious.

1047
01:44:17,060 --> 01:44:19,900
I've got a husband who I love and a kid
your age.

1048
01:44:21,380 --> 01:44:22,380
Three years old?

1049
01:44:23,560 --> 01:44:24,560
Three and a half.

1050
01:44:27,880 --> 01:44:28,880
Bye, kiddo.

1051
01:44:29,460 --> 01:44:30,820
Thanks for the education.

1052
01:45:28,880 --> 01:45:31,140
Hey, you didn't even talk about it with
her, Les?

1053
01:45:32,120 --> 01:45:36,360
She wouldn't talk about it. She said
there was nothing to say and just got on

1054
01:45:36,360 --> 01:45:37,360
the ship.

1055
01:45:37,980 --> 01:45:43,180
Well, you can't replace a warm female
with a cold silicone ship.

1056
01:45:45,500 --> 01:45:46,500
Yeah, I know.

1057
01:46:05,040 --> 01:46:06,040
What the hell?

1058
01:46:06,880 --> 01:46:09,300
Once I quit, I figure I might as well
quit for good.

1059
01:47:03,559 --> 01:47:10,100
If you say I couldn't make it back If
you say it's too bad I

1060
01:47:12,040 --> 01:47:15,520
You bet you won't come back this time.

1061
01:48:10,790 --> 01:48:16,370
And I won't deal with yesterday's
confusion

1062
01:48:16,370 --> 01:48:19,290
I'll leave you with your life